How to Write a Dissertation Quickly.

A little spoof article I wrote for Verbal Discharge. My way of dealing with my own dissertation stress.

Verbal Discharge

‘Go on!’ Your Dad says, ‘Kick the ball lad!’

‘I don’t want to,’ you complain ‘I just want to be a sandwich artist.’

‘Ridiculous you soppy tit, stop acting like a girl.’

‘Dad, I am a girl!’ You protest, kicking the ball in defiance.

‘If only I had a son.’ He rests his face on his hand and lets a single tear trickle down his sandpaper cheek.

SB_Photo_of_Crying_R_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85 Your Dad is easily disappointed.

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