Headline Poem – Funeral of Sin

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Bitchy Petulance
And handsome emotion
Cremated,
At the funeral party.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, this one turned out quite dark didn’t it? Chose some hard headlines to work with this week, I like a good challenge though, the five headlines this week were:

  1. It’s awkward being this handsome, moans Labour MP Chuka.
  2. Please Wills, don’t turn into the Prince of Petulance.
  3. Wrong man cremated at funeral of Euro MP
  4. Bitchy and emotional! How we write off women bosses.
  5. Ireland ruined my birthday but the party’s just on hold!

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